Dear Children of the World,
First of all, I am not your sugar-daddy. If you want something, do what the rest of us do: stop whining and get a job. Secondly, no, i will NOT be renewing my membership with AAA. Stop asking. Don't worry, I'll be fine. I got a jack. Finally, perhaps you should be asking yourself this question instead: what will you be getting ME this year?
Yours in Christmas and stuff,
Santa
First of all, I am not your sugar-daddy. If you want something, do what the rest of us do: stop whining and get a job. Secondly, no, i will NOT be renewing my membership with AAA. Stop asking. Don't worry, I'll be fine. I got a jack. Finally, perhaps you should be asking yourself this question instead: what will you be getting ME this year?
Yours in Christmas and stuff,
Santa
