My head elf Rodriguez says he wants a raise. I told him when he has as much hair on his head as he does on his ass, I'll think about it.
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The Secret Life of Santa
I’m not the real Santa – at least not the Santa you’re familiar with.
That Santa lives at the North Pole, with candy canes and silver hanging from every tree. He has funny elves who playfully jump around while they make bright, cheerful toys, and flying reindeer that whisk away a giant sleigh, majestically toppling over in colorful presents, ornaments, and candy.
That is Santa. One day out of the year.
But what does he do the other 364?
