Santa isn't feeling very well today. I caught a cold a few days ago carrying buckets of oats back and forth in the elfin' snow to the barn for the reindeer because Rodney, my loopy feed specialist got a hang-nail and called in sick. I think I definitely had one too many shots of Nyquil last night considering that Herman, my lead elf in Technology R & D says he found me this morning passed out underneath the particle accelerator bubble chamber, mumbling something about Mrs. Claus not fulfilling her fellation duties...so bottom line, give me a break today.
